Some of the characters you're likely to encounter are:
Nase and Abel - the technological fumblings of a feline bit demon and his wired-up pal;
Johnny Cocktail - hard-bitten soft-centred lifestyle guru/private investigator, denizen of late-night cable TV and a hundred hotel rooms;
The Plug Child - you stole his electricity, and his first love;
The Two Bobs - they met under the influence of a truth drug, and now they roam the comedy circuit;
Sporren and the Space-Bats - it's all happening north of the galactic Border.
Left-wing poems; word art; one-off monstrosities.
So, knees clenched, fingers labile, and assume the squelch position.