|Twitwich Effluence - short form #01 (written/illustrated by Andy Brain)|
Sunday, 22 November 2015
The Twitwich Effluence - Leave
Welcome to Twitwich. This noted market town has had many favourable mentions in the national press, for its drive, ambition, its retail potential, its steely reaction to a town-wide arson epidemic, its upbeat response to syringes in the park and turds in the pond, and its extreme focus on maintaining existing business links in the face of an entire lack of opportunities, skills or intelligence. Twitwich Town Council is the jewel in the crown, the joule in the engine, the Jul in the calendar. Working hard for you, one twelfth of the year.